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Which way is that thing I don't like?3challenge painterHaving fun is a stick of needles and guiltprodding you around the citycatch an uber %u2019cause you%u2019re running latemiss the best part of the nightwhere you%u2019re alone on the tram with your headphones inYou%u2019re only nice if you%u2019re literally hanging from the wallswith good vibes and a good takeetiquette dictates that the people you feel sad aroundare the people you hateplease listen activelyask good questionsand if you smoke weed and spend the whole night staringat the table clothwell that%u2019s fine as long you%u2019re still a %u2018funny cunt%u2019Did you know that my colleague once rated my sense ofhumour out of ten?Apparently I%u2019m a 6.5So best not be tiredand picking the elastic bits out of my socksand thinking about how big the harpoons must be onwhaling boatsyou%u2019re sinking in the cool black ocean with a fishermansandwiched onto you like aburger topping, the harpoon functions well as a tooth pickthis cold harpoon-tooth-pick-burger is a picture someoneshould paintlet%u2019s say it%u2019s this intertextual art event that kept me afloat